La HABANA , CUBA., 2000

"We find site maps anathema¹ at O.F.E.E.H.®² !!"

—John "Broken Hand"®³ Morton

SITE MAP

• 1. A concise history of The Eels©
  • liner notes from the 1996 Eels CD release "God Says Fuck You"
    
    
• 2. Eels® Music
  • Real Player Streaming Audio of 3 all time hits from the "fucking eels"™
    
    
    • 3. Rudeness Warrantee
      • The only fucking Rudeness Warrantee on the entire fucking web.
        
        
      • 4. President's letter
        • a personal welcome from the official president of O.F.E.E.H.®, John Morton
          
      • 5. Link Page
        • "From the Eels, to the World !"
        • your gateway to “All Things Punkish”
          
          
    • 6. the main eels frameset
    • ( for those of you whom are to fucking lazy to find it from the landing page )
      
      
    • www.Punk Porn.org
    • a place of peace and contemplation
      
      
      • 9. The Eels Thumbnail Gallery
        • with requisite little pictures
          
          
      • 10. the Swastika Explanation Page
        • a page of lame excuses about how the eels were duped into using this shocking image by agents of the Third Reich
          
          
      • 11. Complaint Form
        • Your forum to complain when you don't buy the lame excuses proffered in the Swastika Explanation Page or for any reason at all !
          
          
          
      • 12. Contact page
        just what it sounds like

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        • 13. Eels Discography   pictures of all the pretty releases
    • 15 the eyeball of hell liner notes the eyeball of hell liner notes

   

• 17. Read a bunch of nice things written in the press about the Electric Eels
  (and maybe you can learn a little something too along the way !)

  • 19. the "eel$porium"™
  • Stretch your dollars and fufil all your "eels shoping"© needs at the "eel$porium"®
• 21. Please visit the Friendship Page and sign our Guestbook
• 23. eels lyrics (I really don't have to explain that. do i?)
  
• Footnotes:
  
  ¹ ANATHEMA
  • 1. a person or thing detested and /or loathed
    
    
• ² O.F.E.E.H. , F.O.E.E.H. , E.E.O.F.H. , O.F.H. , and E.E. the O.F.H.
  • are all register trademarks of "the Official Fucking Electric Eels Homepage" ™ LTD
    
    
• ³ Broken Hand is a registered trademark ™ "nick name" of John Morton
  • (click here to view Self-Nick Naming - Interceces Document)

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