Your Rudeness Warrantee

DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES AND LIABILITY
The rudeness on O.E.E.F.H. ® web site are provided "as is" and without warranties of any kind either express or implied. F.O.E.E.H. ® disclaims all warranties, express or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties of rudability and fitness for a particular purpose, other than those warranties which, under the laws applicable to this agreement, are implied by law and are incapable of exclusion, restriction, or modification. However any person feeling their rudeness to be interrupted or not in an error-free condition, that defects will be corrected. A representative of O.E.E.F.H. ® shall, at the sole cost and discretion of F.O.E.E.H. ® shall make physical representation at complainant's wedding/ bar or bas mitzvah/ graduation or other ceremony/ and said E.E.O.F.H. ® Representative will publicly masturbate during said ceremonies OR again at the sole cost and discretion of O.E.E.F.H. ® Said F.O.E.E.H. ® Representative will defecate in complainant's kitchen floor/ and/or table/ or living room floor. Any further defecation is done solely at the personal cost and discretion of O.F.E.E.H. ® Representative and does not publicly represent said remedies to rudeness warrantee. O.F.E.E.H. ® Shall deem your rudeness delivered and guaranteed in full at said time of masturbation/defecation.

INDEMNIFICATION
You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless, O.F.E.H.®, Its officers, directors, employees, agents, licensors, suppliers and any third party information providers to the Service from and against all defecation, masturbation, losses, expenses, damages and costs, including reasonable attorneys' fees, resulting from any violation of these Terms of Use.