Wanna play Chess?

I've made my first move
(I castled,)pretty unorthdox I admit,
HOWEVER
I do claim check in two more moves.

I must warn you,

I have certain advantages,

a ) I grew up reading MAD Magazine
b ) I've stolen a lot of really nasty Java Script from porn sites
c ) I have a 7 year old nephew.

So How about it?

Are You Feeling Lucky . . .  Punk ?

Its your move, if you dare !!
    Give it a whirl 'Mary!'