name , (*see note)
my dear august member of the honorific working press!!
(you don’t mind if I call you default name do ya?)
* note (default name will remain unless you fill in name cookie)
I’d really like to thank you from the bottom of my fugging heart for taking time out of your busy fucking day to stop by the old web site-arooni!
Monitor looking good, browser fired up, default name?
Then good and good, default name! Now just settle back for the friggin Proto Proto Punk Web Experience of your fucking life!!!!
Well, default name, I’d just like to summarily point out a few salacious and salient (and even supercilious) points proto web wise.
THE HIGH LITES[ghts}
and some more rather non-eels related mortonian stuff wise, you might like to see . . .
Astride from the highlights mention above, you are sure to finds scads of abusive "punk" fun in the garden of infinite punk pleasure known as the official fucking electric eels website by entering through the pubic . . . public entrance at http://www.electricfuckingeels.com !!!
Good Old Honest Abe Lincoln said, "You measure publicity by the inch, not by the content" and with that in mind, I will send a personal check to the charity of your choice for every inch that appears in a major publication (IE Readers Digest, People) So remember Quantity not Quality is the watchword and you'll be helping the neediest at the same time!!!)
Well, default name, stay in touch!
It has been an incredibly dubious pleasure (with god as my whiteness) meeting you, default name !!!!
Yours ever so fucking sincerely,
John "BROKEN HAND"
for life E.E.F.O.W.©*
*(Electric Eels Fucking Official Website ©)